If you melded The Fast & the Furious and The Crow into a single supernatural action vehicle, detailed it with mid-1980s garishness, and set the radio to Reagan era hair metal, you’d get something a lot like The Wraith.
Sure, most of TMZ's stories revolve around rappers getting busting for one thing or another and the latest exploits of the Kardashians, but when we saw this latest news about Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills and the name under which Charlie Sheen is being credited, well, we just had to share!
Here's the thing... that wet spot found in the bed with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen? Yeah, it's probably not tiger's blood so you may just want to tread carefully if you plan on approaching it. That being said... dig on this new clip!
Another group of stills for Scary Movie 5 have popped up online, and we have them for you right here to gawk at. Dare you stare? That almost sounds like a threat, doesn't it? Get over it! It's not like we are tying you to a seat and forcing you to look. Then again...
To this very day it puzzles me that we don't have a Halloween 3 or a My Bloody Valentine 2; yet, Scary Movie 5 is riding high with Dimension. The series hasn't even been almost funny since its second entry. Yep, just one more step closer to Idiocracy, I tell ya!
For those of you out there who are counting the days until Scary Movie 5 (there has to be at least one of you), two new TV spots have arrived along with an official website for you to tool around on. Check 'em out!
A new TV spot for Dimension's Scary Movie 5 made its way online today over at Fandango (not to be confused with the new Diva-like WWE grappler of the same name), and as per usual we have it here for you whether you want it or not.
We guess that Dimension has deemed the visage of Charlie Sheen's ghost-boner on the new poster for Scary Movie 5 was a bit too much for audiences to handle because they released a new sanitized version of the flick's one-sheet!
Looking forward to Scary Movie 5? We're not sure why you would be, but we've got a brand new trailer and the official one-sheet for you to dig on. Experience the pain here if you dare. Seriously. It's gonna hurt.
Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There's nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this extreme piece of eye candy. It truly is worth 1,000 words.
The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo's penis is quite thankful.
In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film's sequel, Machete Kills, that's not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few other tidbits about the production and a potential third installment.
It looks like previous reports of a delay in the opening of Machete Kills due to some behind-the-scenes courtroom activities have been taken care of as Open Road Films has announced a release date for Robert Rodriguez's sequel of September 13th.
Of course Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan appear in the Scary Movie 5 trailer, which focuses its spoofs on the Paranormal Activity franchise and also offers nods to Inception and Black Swan. Check it out and decide whether you'll see it or the Evil Dead remake on April 12, 2013.
In the time it's taking you to read this story, you could have already made your way over to Amazon and picked up John Skipp's splatterpunk e-book short story Art Is the Devil. The Charlie Sheen inspired cover art is worth the $.99 price alone!