Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69

I know the simple act of waiting for the new Nazisploitation movie Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69 has been hard on a lot of you (I get very emotional e-mails on an almost daily basis exemplifying just how hard) so I’m glad we can finally offer you some relief.
Submitted by Johnny Butane on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:33am.

We begin with the wackiness that is Minoru Kawasaki, the filmmaker responsible for The Calamari Wrestler and Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit, and the DVD release of his silly and surreal 2005 animal costume slasher/thriller/comedy Executive Koala.
Submitted by Foywonder on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:49am.

We landed ourselves a very saucy exclusive look at Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69 this morning which begs the question; how does one top starting off one’s week with a naked girl brandishing a machine gun? Isn’t the rest of week all downhill from there?
Submitted by Johnny Butane on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 8:38am.

Are you ready for blood? Are you ready for Nazis? Are you ready for ass-tons of nudity and vicious mayhem that hasn't been seen since Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS? Then get ready for Keith Crocker's Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69.
Submitted by Kryten Syxx on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 7:25pm.