Alone in the Dark 2
We know you've been dying to feast your eyes upon the goodness that is the official trailer for Lionsgate's sequel to the Uwe Boll disasterpiece Alone in the Dark. Who wouldn't be? Don't worry, dearest reader; we have your fix.
If ever there was a movie that did not require a follow-up, it would be Uwe Boll's disastrous Alone in the Dark. Uwe Boll only produced this time around, allowing the makers of the direct-to-DVD House of the Dead 2, Peter Scheerer and Michael Roesch, to write and direct this second installment of the Alone in the Dark franchise that continues its grand tradition of gobbledygook storytelling.
Reviewed by The Foywonder Starring Rick Yune, Rachel Specter, Bill Moseley, Ralf Moeller, Zack Ward, Natassia Malthe, Michael Pare, Jason Connery, P.J. Soles, Danny Trejo, Lance Henriksen Written & Directed by Peter Scheerer and Michael Roesch
If a fanboy screams and he’s online, does he make a sound? I guess we’re about to find out because we here at Dread Central have a monster truckload of exclusive news regarding the Internet’s biggest foe: Dr. Uwe Boll.
Take as much salt with this rumor as you feel is healthy, but I think the sheer audacity of assuming anyone would want either of these movies is reason enough to make mention of it.