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September 7, 2014
As Above/So Below opens today, and reviews (including mine and Uncle Creepy's) are mixed. Before rendering your own verdict, hear…
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September 7, 2014
It's time to close out the work week with another teaser for "American Horror Story: Freak Show," and this one…
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September 7, 2014
We've been talking about a remake of John Caprenter's classic flick Escape from New York for a long time now,…
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September 7, 2014
World premiering as part of the Midnight Madness portion of the Toronto International Film Festival (September 4-14) is the new…
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September 7, 2014
Another IMGUR user is fanning the anticipatory flames for Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures Blu-ray and DVD release of Godzilla!…
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September 7, 2014
Being that 95% of the human race is comprised of idiots, I so understand the desire to never leave the…
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September 7, 2014
As he recently announced, Yoga Hosers will be the second film in Kevin Smith's Canada-set "True North Trilogy," which kicks…
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September 7, 2014
Ever since NECA released an NES-inspired Jason Voorhees figure at Comic-Con last year, purple and blue Jason has been absolutely…
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September 7, 2014
The holidays came early to the Dread Central offices when Sideshow Collectibles and Hot Toys sent over their Elder Predator…
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September 7, 2014
The groundbreaking open world zombie game State of Decay is officially making the jump from Xbox 760 to next gen.…
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September 7, 2014
“Only evil can destroy evil,” remarks the stoic narrator in a glimpse into the hidden secrets and living world of…
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September 7, 2014
In case you haven't yet seen enough cool artwork for Alexandre Aja's Horns (review), the film's UK quad has been…