Sometimes when reporting the news stories break in our genre that just leave me sitting here slack jawed in a state of absolute disbelief. This is one of those troubling times. I'm pretty sure even the Foywonder would be aghast at these latest developments!
Cinematical reports that Master P and his son Lil Romeo are set to star in a slasher flick which follows some college kids who head out on a trip into a haunted forest and end up being terrorized by half human / half swine killers.
Directed by David Grueringer, The Pig People is set to start production in the coming months.
"Romeo will play TJ, one of the students who head into the woods. The reason for this excursion: They're shooting a documentary for their film class about these unsolved murders that have led to myths about scary pig people. Master P, meanwhile, is co-starring as the villain."
**Insert blank stare here**
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Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 4:49am.
"I was all for it until I read that Master P was going to play one of the pig people. He really is just awful at everything."
"Yaw, I'm a pig, ya'll! HOOTIE HOOOOOOOO!!"
This movie needs more Big Swoll.
Submitted by Chainsaw on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 11:05pm.
I was all for it until I read that Master P was going to play one of the pig people. He really is just awful at everything.
Submitted by Foywonder on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 6:18pm.
OK, if the pigs turned out to be cops, then I would probably watch this.
Also, how does Master P still find work, like, anywhere?
Submitted by Chainsaw on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 11:52am.
Something tells me you won't be able to go to the premiere of this movie without a boarding pass.
Submitted by Cash Bailey on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 5:20am.
Yeah, what he said.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 5:05am.
Goody.
Submitted by Terminal on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 5:03am.