Evilshop Says Go to Hell!

All right, we showed you the best glass you can possibly own for waiting out any zombie invasion (see ‘em here if you missed those), but now Evilshop has a better idea than waiting for a zombie apocalypse; GO TO HELL!

Head on over to Evilshop now and you’ll see we have the NECA “Spider Walk” Regan figure from The Exorcist up for pre-order, as well as two new Fearwerx T-shirts: “WW(Damien)D?” (you’ll get it when you see it) and an “Amityville Realty” design! And hell, while you’re at it, might as well get yourself a Do It Yourself Exorcism Kit, right? You never know what all that hell might bring into your house...

This is just the beginning, too; we’ve got so much cool stuff planned for Evilshop in the coming months, you might want to start thinking about getting a second job to make sure you don’t miss out on any of it!

And oh yeah, all the new items in Evilshop are 6.66% off! Why are you still reading this? Go to HELL!

- Johnny Butane