More Campers Are Left 2 Die
May 29th, 2012
Allow me to say this with as much conviction and vigor as humanly possible - SCREW CAMPING! Most of the time no good ever comes from doing that shit. Insects, deformed murderers, and wiping your ass with a handful of leaves? Nope, not for me.
Still we love when hapless nature lovers head out only to find they're not alone in the woods. That's just what happens in David Palmieri's new indie flick, Left 2 Die. Cassie Daniels and Chris Todd star. Check out the goods below.
Synopsis
They say when a teenager goes in the woods, there’s always bloody murder, especially if the woman is beautiful and sexy. Based on a true story of the serial killer Freddy Palmer, this is more than an urban legend.
Freddy as a child, witnessed his parents murdered by three robbers dressed in clown masks. This crime sent him in a frenzy of revenge that would include anyone he can get his bloody axe into.
When six teenagers go on a weekend party trip of sex, beer and drugs, each one ends up with a bloody death. But when Laura, is left for dead, she goes to hell in a way she never thought would be possible, a fight for survival that would live to tell this story.
From the makers of the Camp Blood saga and Death Factory the producers of this motion picture took a risk of telling the Freddy Palmer story, a risk because he’s still out there… looking for you.
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What a bunch of babies you guys are. Camping is great...you just need the right provisions: a camper (screw tents...I can get on board with that) with water, electricity and cable. A DVD player and possibly an XBox help, as well. And don't forget a stocked refrigerator. Don't want to rely on a cooler...ice doesn't last forever. Ah, nothing like roughing it.
Submitted by Scott Hallam on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 5:56pm.
Camping is not fun. It's just what poor people do for vacation.
Submitted by Terminal on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 6:41pm.
OH COOL I WATCH TOSH.0 TOO!
Submitted by The Buz on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 6:57pm.
No need to shout, Buz.
Submitted by Terminal on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:54am.
I prefer the term "Diva" actually! ;-)
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 6:26pm.
Who's the baby exactly? What you describe isn't camping! It's like the time I was in the (very rustic) bathroom at some campground and this teenage girl was looking for a plug for her blow-dryer while her friend was complaining that there was no mirror for her to use to put on her makeup! LOL!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 6:26pm.
Okay, faux camping. :) But regardless...if I saw that face from the poster above coming out of the woods I would be promptly shitting my britches! And I think we can all agree on that!
Submitted by Scott Hallam on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 7:12pm.
I think the Doc was being facetious.
And camping is awesome. Tents, cooking over a fire. Not inviting women who are on their period because it may attract bears.
I love camping.
Submitted by The Buz on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 6:57pm.
Don't forget hunting down the weak one of the group for sport.
Submitted by Terminal on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:55am.
I know he was. :) The Doc and I love to give each other a hard time. One of these days we should all meet up for a Dread Central camping weekend -- would be too much fun!
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 7:36pm.
I am in! I'll bring the DVD projector and we'll hang up a sheet and show The Blair Witch Project on it. Unless somebody has a better suggestion for a scary camping movie (oooh, I feel a Top 10 List coming on here...hmmm)
Submitted by Scott Hallam on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 8:35pm.
Yeah I agree 100 percent. Camping sucks. You forgot to mention the Deliverance hillbillies as one of the reasons though. I think that movie was scarier than Friday The 13th. Left 2 Die looks like a FT13th ripoff, but a good one. Besides Ive watched many films that ripped off FT13th so why not?
Submitted by JB Demented on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 3:40pm.
I'll 2nd screw camping. The reason we built cities is so we could move out of the caves.
Submitted by Vanvance1 on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 3:21am.