The Full Total Recall Trailer is Here Free of Three-Boobed Space Hookers

Get ready to tune in for what is easily the best damned trailer for a remake of Johnny Mnemonic you could ever hope to see. Not really, but it's pretty similar.

Len Wiseman directs the film based upon the Philip K. Dick tale We Can Remember It For You Wholesale. Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Bryan Cranston and Jessica Biel star.

The Total Recall remake will be landing in theatres on August 3rd, 2012.

Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories. For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), even though he's got a beautiful wife (Kate Beckinsale) whom he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man. Finding himself on the run from the police – controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston) – there is no one Quaid can trust, except possibly a rebel fighter (Jessica Biel) working for the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy). The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate.

The Full Total Recall Trailer is Here Free of Three-Boobed Space Hookers

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It looks pretty forgettable especially if you have seen the original. It looks scene for scene with different actors.

Submitted by MichaelRAllen on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 9:49pm.
Shambling_in_Bandages's picture

That fight scene between Farrell and the rubbish paramilitary types had all the energy of a sloth on sleeping pills.

Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 2:59pm.
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Submitted by Rottenjesus on Mon, 04/02/2012 - 1:55pm.

What a boring trailer.

Submitted by LSD Zombie on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:49pm.
Sirand's picture

Looks like more empty CGI filmmaking.

Submitted by Sirand on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 8:48pm.
Terminal's picture

Looks fucking rocking.

Submitted by Terminal on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 7:52pm.
theGoldenSimatar's picture

Looks pretty freaking sweet.

Submitted by theGoldenSimatar on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 7:07pm.

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