China Launches its Harpoon
Not to be confused with Harpoon: Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre (which incidentally is still the greatest film title ever), China has its own special breed of Harpoon killer looking to slash his way into your hearts via a trident of all things!
That's right, kids! A trident! Don't think we've seen that before, but holy shit, does it have us intrigued.
Harpoon is directed by Zhou Yaowu and stars Monica Mok (To Live And Die In Mongkok), Hu Bing (It Had To Be You), Li Lingyu, and Shuangbao Wang. The flick will be opening in China sometime this December.
Plot details are scant, but the trailer below pretty much speaks for itself. Dig it!
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