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Total Recall - The Search for Cheesecake on Mars





There's a slew of ladies reading for the lead in Len Wiseman's upcoming 2012 redux of Total Recall, and we've got the scoop on who is on the shortlist! Dig it!

The news is coming in from Deadline that Kate Bosworth, Eva Mendes and Paula Patton are all reading for various roles within the film.

The redux will be landing in theatres on August 3rd, 2012. Still no word on who will be filling the massive shoes of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Last we heard Colin Farrell was up for the part. Stay tuned.

Wiseman will direct Total Recall based on a script by Kurt Wimmer with Neal H. Moritz producing through his Original Film banner. The project, based on the Philip K. Dick story, portrays a man haunted by a recurring dream of rocketing to Mars.

Honestly? We don't care which of the above ladies gets the part. As long as one of them has three boobs.

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Total Recall - The Search for Cheesecake on Mars

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Submitted by binturong on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:03pm.
Matt Serafini's picture

Wiseman has already won at life. For that, I hate him.


Submitted by Matt Serafini on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 7:49pm.

Ugh. I can watch the original endlessly without tiring of it. Just like Starship Troopers and Robocop. I don't care how good either of the two trailers end up looking, I'm not paying for Verhoeven-less films.


Submitted by LSD Zombie on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 4:01pm.
Vanvance1's picture

I'm going to agree. Wiseman is a terrible director and even suggesting he can fill Verhoeven's shoes is the height of absurdity.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Tue, 03/22/2011 - 4:11pm.

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