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Exclusive: The Feral Santas Line-Up in New Rare Exports Image / Premiere Dates





On the hunt for more news about the feral Santa flick Rare Exports? We've got a striking new image and a list of premiere dates for the flick that'll separate the naughty from the nice!

That's right, kids! Break out the eggnog and pack heavy on the weapons because fans in the following areas will be getting a chance to see this quirky new flick theatrically in the following cities:

12/03/10 - New York, NY - IFC Center
12/10/10 - Los Angeles, CA - Laemmle Sunset 5
12/10/10 - Los Angeles, CA - Laemmle Playhouse
12/10/10 - Minneapolis, MN - Landmark Lagoon
12/10/10 - Edmonton, Canada - Metro Cinema
12/17/10 - Berkeley, CA - Landmark Shattuck
12/17/10 - Boston, MA - Landmark Kendall Square
12/17/10 - San Francisco, CA - Landmark Opera Plaza
12/17/10 - Washington, DC - E Street
12/22/10 - Philadelphia, PA - Landmark Ritz Bourse

Synopsis
It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an 'archeological' dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality.

RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

Dig on the new image below. Click to see a larger version!

Exclusive: The Feral Santas Line-Up in New Rare Exports Image / Premiere Dates (click for larger image)

Exclusive: The Feral Santas Line-Up in New Rare Exports Image / Premiere Dates

Exclusive: The Feral Santas Line-Up in New Rare Exports Image / Premiere Dates

Exclusive: The Feral Santas Line-Up in New Rare Exports Image / Premiere Dates

- Uncle Creepy

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