Diet Mountain Dew Gets Maniacal
Commercials. Nine times out of ten we HATE them. But then as if by magic one will come along that we actually want to see and wait for to come on. Case in point ... Mountain Dew's latest.
I'm telling you, kids! This commercial is better than ninety percent of the stuff on TV or the crap we have to sit through on a daily basis to find you the goods!
You can run. You can hide. But it will find you. Taking you apart slowly starting at the knee. He knows no boundaries and fears no man. You only have one choice, dear reader - do the dew or be dismembered! Steady yourselves for two pounds of hockey-masked, chainsaw-wielding terror!
Don't hesitate another second! Your very life could depend on it!
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