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Official Mega Piranha Trailer Everything You Could Want in Life





Up until now our only glimpses at the spectacle that is Mega Piranha have come from snippets posted on Syfy's website. Now The Asylum has finally gotten around to posting the official trailer. I do not want to oversell this trailer as the most absurdly awesome 1:19 minutes you'll ever see, but even if you have no intention of ever watching Mega Piranha, you *must* watch this trailer.

The Asylum gave MTV the exclusive on the Mega Piranha trailer. No doubt hoping this will become a viral phenom like the Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus trailer in time to boost viewership for this Saturday's 9/8 Central Syfy premiere. The uncut DVD (i.e., BOOBS!) arrives later this month on April 27th. Pre-order your copy below.

While you're at it, read my interview with the film's director, Eric Forsberg, by clicking here. And then head over to The Asylum's Cafepress store and buy some Mega Piranha merchandise. For those with a special lady in your life, nothing says "I love you" quite like the gift of a Mega Piranha thong.

Now watch this trailer! Poised to be the greatest movie ever, at least until The Asylum decides to make Mega Manta vs. Giant Horseshoe Crab 3D starring Stacy Q and Gary Busey.


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macready's picture

damn it foy. im going to have two of hearts stuck in my head all day now.


Submitted by macready on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 3:26am.
Vanvance1's picture

That's a great song! Same producer was responsible for the Bardeux albums.


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 4:03am.
Floydian Trip's picture

Wow, so they got the DoD to work with them on this and supplied them a Cruiser.


Submitted by Floydian Trip on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:52pm.
theGoldenSimatar's picture

Hopefully the movie is as fun as the trailer.


Submitted by theGoldenSimatar on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 7:44pm.
FireRam's picture

Note to self: When you see a giant piranah flying through the air below your helicopter, do not jump out of said helicopter because you will probably just fall into piranhas mouth. Ok....good to go.


Submitted by FireRam on Wed, 04/07/2010 - 6:52pm.

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