American Psycho Ad Even Has a Watermark!

Readers, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You are fans so I think you should know -- I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown. Some homeless people - maybe five or ten. Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, uh ... some old man with a dog last week.

I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away, and uh ... someone else there? I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people, maybe forty. I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little.

Soon my movie American Psycho will be airing in New Zealand. Yes, it's ten years old but in it I killed a LOT of people. And with brash advertising campaigns like the one you see below courtesy of the THR Feed Blog, I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it. I guess I'll ... uh ... I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty ... uh ... I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. If only they promoted things with such vigor here in the States.

American Psycho Ad Even Has a Watermark!

- Patrick Bateman

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Blockbuster's picture

Coolest thing I've seen since last night. Last night I FINALLY (yeah, I know, shoot me) saw Paranormal Activity. That movie seriously made me want to sleep with the damn lights on. Spooked me good. That billboard IS Brilliant Buz. Damn Straight.

Submitted by Blockbuster on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 12:25pm.
The Buz's picture

That is bloody brilliant.

Submitted by The Buz on Mon, 12/28/2009 - 6:55am.

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