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Creepshow: RAW Debuts. Fans Weep Openly.





We last told you about Creepshow: RAW over a year ago. Is it just another excuse for Taurus Entertainment to cash in on the good name of yet another Romero helmed franchise? Or could there be something to this? The first episode is available now. Judge for yourselves.

Watch the eight-minute entry starring Michael Madsen and directed by "That '70s Show"'s Wilmer Valderrama below. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to slam my dick in my front door until it looks like a sliver of thinly sliced veal.

*mutters incoherently for 73 seconds and then begins hitting tree outside with a baseball bat*

- Uncle Creepy

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TheFritz's picture

Stephen King and George Romero should sue these hacks for plagiarism and defamation of character!!! And here I thought nothing could be worse than the DAY OF THE DEAD 'remake'! Way to chalk up another deuce, Taurus!


Submitted by TheFritz on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 5:33pm.

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