Quite Possibly the Greatest Horror Short EVER!

If only they all could be this damned good! Steady yourself, dear reader. Steel your nerves, lock your doors, pull your shades, and turn on all the lights! Nothing can prepare you for the horrors of Richard Gale's The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon!

That's right, kids! After a busy festival run, Richard Gale's The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, named by Variety as one of the highlights of the Sitges Film Festival and winner of 12 film festival awards, is now online for the world to enjoy in gorgeous HD!

Oh, glorious day!

- Uncle Creepy

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Oh swell. Now I'm going to have nightmares for weeks. Did the producers of this movie give any thought to those of us living a life of hell with our spoons? This is unfair pressure on us. You know, life is just not fair. Someone is going to pay for this. And I mean pay. Not with spoons, of course. chris brown kelbogos

Submitted by Michael Brennan on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:02am.

Pure genius! And I love that the killer looks like Brain Guy from MST3K!

Submitted by ambear913 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:41pm.
jkincer's picture

Fantastic! That 10 minute clip has more originality, creative writing and talent than every Platinum Dunes movie combined. Somebody give that guy a feature deal.

Submitted by jkincer on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:35pm.
bjaime11's picture

This was....AWESOME!

Submitted by bjaime11 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:51pm.
Cash Bailey's picture

That short was funner than every SCARY MOVIE put together.

Submitted by Cash Bailey on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:49pm.
El Regio Dude's picture

This short is awesome, pure gold!! I laugh my ass off...

I´ll take the 9 hour movie any day over the 5 hours director´s Cut of H2.

"Santo llamando a Blue Demon..."

Submitted by El Regio Dude on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:21pm.

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