Tom Savini will soon be kicking mucho ass in Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' Machete, and we've got photographic evidence that he will melt your friggin' face off!
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
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Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:38pm.
Face melting? I didn't know Savini was a shadow priest. :O
Submitted by Tristan Sinns on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 3:58pm.
Damn that looks like an AA12 automatic shotgun...mucho ass kicking potential there.
Submitted by theGoldenSimatar on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:09pm.
Fucked with the wrong Mexican.
Submitted by skulnik on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 2:02pm.