Oh my. With Zombieween II just around the corner you can now feast your eyes on one of the most ridiculous looking things that will likely come out of Friday's cinematic experience should you decide to subject yourself to it. It's just so silly, regardless of context.
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Submitted by Masked Slasher on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 6:50pm.
I have no idea hat to think og this but Um is it just me or does the van suddenly crashing look similar to Reeker 2
Submitted by vorodex999 on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 1:59am.
There's definitely a reek about it, yes.
Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:31am.
I still can't believe there's a "Halloween 2" coming out this friday... I had no idea - did anyone else know about this - I wish I'd known about it before now!
Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 4:17pm.
It definitely needs more coverage, so hopefully we'll get at least one article by Friday to make up for the lack of updates. This film is a complete mystery to me, I know absolutely nothing about it so far. I love how it's been kept under wraps all the way up until the release date, TBH.
Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 5:30am.
Seriously, what's the big deal? A White Horse is oftentimes a representation of death. All this Zombie/Halloween hate has gotten real old, real fast.
Submitted by DavidFullam on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:18pm.
No, don't say that! Now you have to overpraise THE MIST to make up for your horrible sin!
Seriously, though, I agree. The idea that "TROLL 2 has new competition" is so brain dead and absurd that I'm holding my face in my hands and shaking my head. Sometimes it's really, really hard not to be embarrassed to be a horror fan.
Submitted by mansuave on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 5:59pm.
You say that like "Zombie/Halloween hate" is a phenomenon that is entirely new to you. It's been going on for years, and deservedly so, IMO.
Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:42pm.
The red-head in the tampon commercial is hot, but I was really wishing the white horse was a unicorn, cuz that would make more sense.
Submitted by Avid Fan on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:06pm.
What red head? I don't get that ad... just some crappy old Capital One nonsense!
Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:31pm.
Hell..Fucking...Yes...You just won me over...I'm there.
I'm so hungry..I could eat a Jeezus!
Submitted by resevil80 on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:40am.
I love that it started out with a commercial for maxi-pads.
Submitted by Chainsaw on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:34am.
Dimension is still promoting the crap out of Halloween 2 August 28th. Here is a f*ucking awesome Message from Rob Zombie! He had time to make this right after the Premiere tonight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Sr3kWKL2Q
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 3:24am.
Do you realize that you're posting to 99.9% of the people who already hate this movie without even seeing it?
Also, now that I'm really looking at it, your avatar is awesome.
Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 6:52am.
Yeah, I know but it's just to much fun to give this hell
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:58am.
Based on that clip, this movie is become the must-see (potential) train wreck of the year!
Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 8:42am.
Ummmmm .... oh my.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 2:36am.
It seems that to fully appreciate this movie you need to watch it stoned!
Submitted by PelusaMG on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 11:47pm.
EDIT:Wrong post
Submitted by Mephistopheles on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:31pm.
This scene essentially says to me, "Please Weinstein Bros., don't bring me back for a third film!" It also serves as one of the best jokes ever played on fans of a series since the inclusion of Jar Jar Binks in the Phantom Menace.
Submitted by LSD Zombie on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:19pm.
Right. It's amazing how badly Michael Myers has been ruined by this needless "reinvention".
As terrible as the last two Halloween sequels were (and they WERE terrible), they didn't really muck with the character of Michael Myers.
This, though. Well, Michael Myers isn't a fucking human serial killer and to try and reinvent, reboot or remake him that way is just plain stupid.
Submitted by Masked Slasher on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:29pm.
I think we may finally have that sequel to "Hot to Trot". If so, ticket sold, folks!
Submitted by FilmCritic3000 on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:14pm.
WTF!
Submitted by AriesofPitt on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:09pm.
Not even the possibility of Michael punching out the white horse a la Blazing Saddles would make its inclusion here any good.
I *almost* want to see this on the big screen just to laugh at it, but then again giving money to this and how I felt about RZH... eh, no.
Submitted by Styling Shatner on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 8:08pm.
This movie is going to be even better than I thought.
Submitted by doubleh55 on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:44pm.
I know why the horse is there if anyone wants to know ahead of time.
Submitted by Mephistopheles on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:42pm.
Michael and his Mommy are zoophiles aren't they?
When you are beautiful it's only skin deep, but when you are ugly it's all the way through.
Submitted by The Butcher on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:29pm.
***spoilers***
Basically, when Michael was a kid in the asylum, his mother gave him a toy horse. So that horse is a representation of that.
Submitted by Mephistopheles on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 9:31pm.
Just what on earth IS this movie?!
Submitted by Justin Warren on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:18pm.
I don't think anyone know WHAT it truly is.
In fact, even the people I know that have seen have been absolutely flabbergasted.
Submitted by Masked Slasher on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:21pm.
Ride, Michael! RIDE LIKE THE WIND!
Submitted by BoggyCreekBeast on Mon, 08/24/2009 - 7:14pm.