Just to Be Clear … You Can’t Kill Stephen King

Steve Barton   |  

Apr 11, 2012

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You just can’t, man. He’s a man-mountain of mayhem and terror the likes of which the world will never know again. You shouldn’t even bother trying! You wouldn’t make it five feet … what? Oh, that’s the name of a movie? Really? Well that changes NOTHING!

Monroe Mann and Ronnie Khalil’s You Can’t Kill Stephen King is an upcoming horror comedy surrounding a group of friends that vacation near a lake where Mr. King lives and begin to get killed off one at a time in ways from his books.

A premiere is set for the flick at the Lewiston Auburn Film Festival this Saturday, April 14th, in King’s home state of Maine. Will he show up? He’s been sent a personal invite, but dude… Stephen King does what Stephen King wants. You cannot fuck with him. Get this through your heads!

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