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First Look: Camp Kill





So sick and twisted horror author ... actor ... stunt ass ... and guy with an amazingly large cock, Joe Knetter ... just dropped us a line on a project that was shot up in his neck of the woods called Camp Kill. While he had no involvement with the film, it stars some of his favorite indie actors to work with: Scarlet Salem, Rachel Grubb and Landyn Banx, co-stars from his film Terror Overload.

If Joe thinks it looks fun, then I'm going to believe him; he's never led me astray ... well ... except that time in Mexico with those damn female luchador tag team hookers. I never did get my money back for all the taco sauce that ended up on my underwear. Bastards.

Synopsis
Don't have anything to do this weekend? Why not take a trip to camp (kill). It's far enough out in the sticks and away from everything that you won't be bugged with traffic jams, smog or those annoying hot showers. Come on out, rent a cabin and lose yourself (or your life) in the beautiful and (somewhat) peaceful great outdoors. All we ask is that you keep an eye (or two) out for deer ticks and snapping turtles (or the crazy deadly killer who could show up at any moment and chop you to bits). Try to avoid contact with them. They can be dangerous! Enjoy your stay!

Check out some official art, stills, and the trailer below. For more visit Camp Kill online.

Camp Kill

Camp Kill

Camp Kill

- Uncle Creepy

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The Unknown Murderer's picture

First this:

..."and guy with an amazingly large cock, Joe Knetter..."

Then this:

..."well ... except that time in Mexico with those damn female luchador tag team hookers."

I thought, what? Then I thought, oh.

Really, UC? Did you have to mention it? And remember, it isn't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean that counts. At least, that's what I tell myself.


Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:55am.
moderator Sorry man. It can't be
Steve Barton's picture

Sorry man. It can't be denied.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:00am.
Knetter's picture

What can I say...my cock calls the rest of my body mini me.


Submitted by Knetter on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:05am.
The Unknown Murderer's picture

The cock SPEAKS?!


Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:26am.

Looks terrible...

I wonder if they spent the entire budget clearing the rights to Minor Threat.


Submitted by DeathComesRipping on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:02am.
moderator LOL! It's just "test music"
Steve Barton's picture

LOL! It's just "test music" mind you. Won't be in the final product.


Submitted by Steve Barton on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:00am.

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