Piranha: Elisabeth Shue Can Kick the Shit Out of You!
Never mind Linda Hamilton. To hell with Kate Beckinsale. Angelina Jolie be damned! Piranha star Elisabeth Shue will twist you thin little lassies up into knots using nothing but her sheer brute strength!
TMZ got a hold of a picture of Shue from the set of Piranha 3D that will make you fret for the well being of every toothy fish in the sea! Look at the guns on this chick! Wow!
Look for the remake in theatres 2010.
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