Michael Landon Commands You! Caption the Picture!

One of the main things that sets Dread Central apart from the horror crop is our insane and completely random sense of humor. From our staff to you, the readers. So then, in the interest of science, every now and then we'll post a random horror picture for you to caption.

There's nothing to win, and there's no real reason to do it, but ... fuck it we're bored. Use the comments section below and let's see whatcha got!

Michael Landon Commands You! Caption the Picture!

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You thought YOU had a bad dermatologist!

Submitted by Magnus on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:51pm.

"Okay, man - on the count of three we're going to go down to the other end of the bar and you're going to start a conversation with that succubus."

"Dude, I don't know... I mean, she's talking with her friend. They'd probably be upset if we butted into their conversation."

"Hey, don't worry about Medusa - that's what I'm here for. Trust me, with the Wolfman as your wingman, you can't possibly go wrong."

"Well, all riiiiight."

"Confidence, my man. It's all about confidence."

Submitted by Emil Hyde on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:50pm.

Ebony and IIIIIvory....

Submitted by justplaindoug on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:15pm.
WLKNDED's picture

Wolfie uses his partners up so fast.
Him and his "Ruff" Sex.

Submitted by WLKNDED on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:59pm.
Gus Bjork's picture

Still want to bitch about CGI?

Submitted by Gus Bjork on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:31pm.
frank_dracman's picture

Time has not been kind to Eddie Munster and Wednesday Addams.

Submitted by frank_dracman on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 12:29pm.
Genrewriter's picture

One has an excess of body hair, the other has a face like a collapsed lung. Together, they fight crime!

Submitted by Genrewriter on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:56am.

Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order please!

Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:46am.

Hello, we're Jehovah's Witnesses and we'd like to tell you about Jesus!

Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:43am.

I told you not to pick that scab!

Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:42am.

Two of the hopeful entries for the new series of America's Top Mod-ghoul.

Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:41am.

Despite concerns about his facial hair problem, Tony was relieved that his Match dot com subsctiption had finally paid off!

Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:39am.
moderator Homecoming Dance, 1957
Sifu Scott's picture

Homecoming Dance, 1957

Submitted by Sifu Scott on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:57am.
Grave-Danger's picture

The Swine Flu vaccine had unexpected side effects.

Submitted by Grave-Danger on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:53am.
Kahotep's picture

In keeping with Hollywood logic, neither Teenage Monster had been teenagers for years...

Submitted by Kahotep on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:14am.
Kahotep's picture

Does this count as getting lucky for either of them?

Submitted by Kahotep on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:09am.
moderator Here ... I'll start
Steve Barton's picture

Here ... I'll start ...

Brokeback Monster

*gafaws until he passes out*

Submitted by Steve Barton on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:11am.

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