Now this has been a long time coming! You may remember a semi-regular column of bizarreness called The Buz: Horror vs. Teh Interwebz, which took "normal" movies and re-imagined them with internet speak. The man behind the series, Buz "Danger" Wallick, spent the better part of last year in a Turkish prison thanks to his last entry, but we're happy to announce that he's free and ready to corrupt your favorite films all over again!
Thanks to some serious damaging to his hands, feet, and beard while in said prison, he's trimmed down the column from a whole series of panels to just one or two per film, which means you get the same amount of hilarity in less time! How's that for economic?
The first of many new The Buz strips is below; enjoy!

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Submitted by The Buz on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 7:06am.

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Do one with screen caps from "Basket Case III"
Submitted by NMEwithin on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 12:10pm.
lol, find me a DVD copy of Basket Case III and I'm all over that shit.
Submitted by The Buz on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 5:44pm.
Nice. Needed a laugh on a shitty morning. Loved the old stuff too, good to have it back Buz!
Submitted by Jim_McD on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 9:07am.
Do they kiss in the fourth panel?
Submitted by Heather Buckley on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 9:47pm.
That sounds rude! ;-)
Submitted by PelusaMG on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:00am.
Are you sayin' Jay is shy? Maybe that is why he wears the mask...
Submitted by Heather Buckley on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 1:27am.
It's just... that first shot of Freddy, the face he's making... it's ... it's very disturbing...
Submitted by Johnny Butane on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 5:33pm.
I'm too old for this... !
Submitted by PelusaMG on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 4:59pm.
3 panels? Oh, come on. I know being in a Turkish prison can be a harrowing experience, but you got to move on, man! Remember, if you let the time you spent there affect your life outside, they've won. Show them you're better then that. Give us the comics, dammit!
Submitted by frank_dracman on Mon, 02/23/2009 - 10:32am.