Witch’s Brew Stirs Up An Inebriated Trailer

When the ever vigilant Avery sent me over word of a new horror film titled Witch’s Brew, I was disappointed to learn it was not based on the penny machine of the same name I once won $50 on at a local casino. This Witch’s Brew is a gross-out horror comedy about the gory things that happen when beermakers piss off mistresses of the dark arts.

The possibly drunken creation of writer-director Chris LaMartina, the premise of Witch’s Brew goes a little something like this:

Two microbrewers screw over a coven of witches, and in turn, the coven curses their latest batch of beer. From that point forward, anyone who drinks the cursed alcohol meets a gruesome ironic demise.

Watching the teaser trailer for this beer-soaked splatter flick, I couldn’t help but think Strange Brew meets Class of Nukem High. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Mr. LaMartina gets a call from Lloyd Kaufman at any moment.

Check out Witch’s Brew on Facebook. Watch the teaser trailer below. Have a cold one on me.

Witch's Brew Stirs Up An Inebriated Trailer

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  • Vanvance1


    I can’t resist the troma-esque fun of it all.

    • GJW

      On a side note:
      I watched Eden Lake this weekend. Fucking GREAT little film!! So glad I didn’t let that fall off the radar (thanks to you giving it a mention). Of all the “couple in peril” type horror flicks (I.E.: Open Water,Perfect Getaway,The Canyon,The Strangers) this is undoubtedly KING,and my new favorite. STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS!! SPOILERS!!!!! Wish the would have shown a little more at the very end (being vaugue to not ruin it for those yet to view) instead of us just assuming what happened,for closure,but overall I loved the hell out of it!! When they tied dude up? True horror! Nothing worse than being helpless,and having a bunch of people (in this case kids) getting ready to just “stick” you at will. Fuck man that would suck! Glad I watched this.

      “Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”

      • Vanvance1

        I read an interview with the director about it and he isn’t a fan of straight up gore (much as I am); so he basically got the cut he wanted. Since the film was wonderfully effective I can’t argue with his choices.

        I think ‘Eden Lake’ and ‘100 Feet’ are the two most overlooked, great horror flicks of the last few years.

        It ticks me I can’t get EL on blu.

        • Pestilence

          Got it sitting right here on my shelf in the UK. *rubs salt in*

          • GJW

            I have a list of the “Dimension Extreme” films. Eden Lake I loved like I said,but, I’m hesitant to add any more onto my Netflix queue. You guys have any other titles (Dimension Extreme) you think are definitely worth a watch?

            “Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”

          • Vanvance1

            Sighs… You guys may have better directors who make better horror movies and you might have access to better blu rays and films in general. You might also have real culture, an actual history, great architecture and the ability to pop over to France for the weekend. I will also admit you have superior music and the chance to be exposed to real art. But we have…um…. stuff!

            Yeah, stuff! And English chocolates suck! SO THERE!

        • GJW

          I very much liked “100 Feet” also!! Pretty tense.
          SPOILERS!!!!! Don’t read if you haven’t watched!!!!! Didn’t like the cop then kind of rooted for him at the end when he started to come around a bit. And the delivery boy? DAMN! Hahahahahahaha Good stuff. He got fucked the hell up! Least he got some pre-beating. OK SAFE NOW.
          I stumbled across that on Netflix. Just threw it on my queue knowing nothing really about it,and was pleasantly surprised!!

          “Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.”