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Quite Possibly the Greatest Horror Short EVER!

If only they all could be this damned good! Steady yourself, dear reader. Steel your nerves, lock your doors, pull your shades, and turn on all the lights! Nothing can prepare you for the horrors of Richard Gale’s The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon!

That's right, kids! After a busy festival run, Richard Gale's The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, named by Variety as one of the highlights of the Sitges Film Festival and winner of 12 film festival awards, is now online for the world to enjoy in gorgeous HD!

Oh, glorious day!

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6 Comments

  1. Oh swell. Now I’m going to have nightmares for weeks. Did the producers of this movie give any thought to those of us living a life of hell with our spoons? This is unfair pressure on us. You know, life is just not fair. Someone is going to pay for this. And I mean pay. Not with spoons, of course. chris brown kelbogos

  2. Fantastic! That 10 minute clip has more originality, creative writing and talent than every Platinum Dunes movie combined. Somebody give that guy a feature deal.

  3. This short is awesome, pure gold!! I laugh my ass off…

    I´ll take the 9 hour movie any day over the 5 hours director´s Cut of H2.

    “Santo llamando a Blue Demon…”

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