Cabin in the Woods Coffee Mug Bong Is Now a Real Thing; Order Yours Today!
There are few horror characters in recent years more memorable than Marty from Cabin in the Woods, who gave all stoners a good name by becoming the unlikely hero. Want to be like Marty? Read on because we’ve got just the accessory you need!
You may remember that Marty carried around a pretty clever bong in the film, which doubled as a seemingly ordinary coffee mug. His preferred smoking device, the covert bong ended up becoming a pretty badass weapon, proving that just cause you’re a stoner doesn’t mean you can’t be a survivor.
Though the bong was merely a fictional prop made for Cabin in the Woods, one super-fan/super-stoner has taken it upon himself to make it a reality, spending the last few years perfecting the design and getting them ready for mass production. Tonight we are happy to report that they are ready.
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Per the product description, this one of a kind smoking pipe looks like a standard travel coffee mug. When it’s time to smoke tobacco, simply unsnap the bottom and telescope the device out. The handle of the coffee cup then unscrews and is inserted into the base. The mouthpiece that you smoke from is located on the top horizontal portion of the handle.
If you promise that you are 18 years of age or older (21 in some states) and also promise that you’re only interested in using the bong to smoke tobacco (LOL), you can head over to Iron Man Design to grab one for yourself. It’ll cost you $79.99, which is a small price to pay for one of the coolest prop replicas of all time!