New ARMY OF THE DEAD “Protective Headgear” is a No Brainer
Josh Millican
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So you want to get down with Army of the Dead, but you’re worried about pesky zombies being attracted to the heat emanating from your delicious brain. What’s a horror fan to do?
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Netflix and Liquid Death have got you covered–you’re head at least. Introducing the No Brainer – a protective piece of cold-water holding headgear designed to protect your head (and, hopefully, the rest of you) from the undead.
Find out everything you need to know about this life-saving, thirst-quenching product in the full infomercial below the trailer and synopsis for Army of the Dead (now streaming on Netflix)!
Army of the Dead Synopsis:
From Zack Snyder (300, Justice League). ARMY OF THE DEAD takes place following a zombie outbreak. One that left Las Vegas in ruins and walled off from the rest of the world. Enter Scott Ward (Dave Bautista). A displaced Vegas local, former zombie war hero. He’s now flipping burgers on the outskirts of the town he now calls home. But then casino boss Bly Tanaka (Hiroyuki Sanada) approaches him. And he has the ultimate proposition. Break into the zombie-infested quarantine zone to retrieve $200 million sitting in a vault beneath the strip. Before the government nukes the city in 32 hours. Driven by the hope that the payoff could help pave the way to a reconciliation with his estranged daughter Kate (Ella Purnell), Ward takes on the challenge, assembling a ragtag team of experts for the heist.
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They include Maria Cruz (Ana de la Reguera), an ace mechanic and Ward’s old friend; Vanderohe (Omari Hardwick), a zombie killing machine; Marianne Peters (Tig Notaro), a cynical helicopter pilot; Mikey Guzman (Raúl Castillo), a go-for-broke influencer and Chambers (Samantha Win), his ride-or-die; Martin (Garret Dillahunt), the casino’s head of security; a badass warrior known as the Coyote (Nora Arnezeder) who recruits Burt Cummings (Theo Rossi), a slimy security guard; and a brilliant German safe cracker Dieter (Matthias Schweighöfer). Scott finds an unexpected emotional hurdle when Kate joins the expedition to search for Geeta (Huma S. Qureshi), a mother who’s gone missing inside the city. With a ticking clock, a notoriously impenetrable vault, and a smarter, faster horde of Alpha zombies closing in, only one thing’s for certain in the greatest heist ever attempted: survivors take all.
Product Description:
- The No Brainer is a neoprene head koozie that holds four tall-boy cans of ice-cold Liquid Death water. Zombies are attracted to the warmth of the human brain, but the frigid cans mask the heat emitted making it virtually impossible for their natural thermal vision to detect.
- In anticipation of Zack Snyder’s Las Vegas-based zombie-heist movie – this protective piece of headgear fends off the brain-hungry masses of the undead so you can watch safely at home.
I was lucky enough to receive my own No Brainer in the main! Check it out in the image gallery below and get your own now, HERE!
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Are you excited to check out Army of the Dead on Netflix? Will you be picking up you’re own No Brainer? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram! You can also carry on the convo with me personally on Twitter @josh_millican.
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