Chucky Chihuahua Described as the Evil “Doll in a Dog’s Body” Seeks New Home
Josh Millican
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A little pup named Prancer got a lot of attention over the weekend, thanks to a brutally honest Facebook post seeking to find him a forever home. You may think he’s cute as hell, but before you get too attached, here are some important factors to consider. Prancer is being described as a “Chucky doll in a dog’s body”… and that’s not even the worst of it!
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Check out some Chucky Dog pics below.
“Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home,” says Tyfanee Fortuna in a post amplified by Second Chance Pet Adoption League in New Jersey.
“Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound…palatable,” the original post begins. “The problem is, he’s just not. There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins. But I have to believe there’s someone out there for Prancer, because I am tired and so is my family.”
Still think you might have what it takes to bring Chucky, I mean, Prancer into your fold?
“Prancer only likes women. Nothing else. He hates men more than women do, which says a lot. If you have a husband don’t bother applying, unless you hate him.”
Still think you might be a contender?
“Have other dogs? Cats? Don’t apply unless they like being shaken up like a ragdoll by a 13lb rage machine.”
Could you possibly still believe you’ve got what it takes to adopt the Chucky Chihuahua?
“We also mentioned no kids for Prancer. I think at this point, you can imagine why. He’s never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was. Prancer wants to be your only child.”
Bottom line:
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“His ideal home would be with a single woman, a mother and daughter, or a lesbian couple. You can’t live in an apartment or a condo unless you want him to ankle bite your neighbors. We already addressed the men and children situation. If you have people over he would have to be put away like he’s a vacuum.”
If Prancer sounds like a terror worthy of his own Chucky movies, someone else had that idea as well. Prancer comes with a trailer!
Good luck, Prancer! We sincerely hope you find your forever home. If you do decide to throw your hat in the ring as a potential adopter, be sure to tell them Dread Central sent you!
What do you think of Prancer? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram! You can also carry on the convo with me personally on Twitter @josh_millican.
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