The Hollywood Reporter
Although we’re not super-excited about Scary Movie 5, that doesn’t mean we’re going to ruin it for anyone who might be like The Hollywood Reporter did in a recent headline. Curious? Then read on for the details.
Per a recent headline from THR’s Heat Vision Blog, “Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan Left for Dead in ‘Scary Movie 5’ Opener.” Yep, apparently Sheen and Lohan will both suffer horrible fates, including getting the ax, in Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. They are playing what is being described by the studio as “the world’s hottest new couple” with one or both being killed in the movie’s opening sequence.
In addition, Blackfilm.com has learned that Terry Crews, who is part of the all-star cast of The Expendables 2 and also appears in HBO’s “The Newsroom,” has been added to the project. He joins the previously announced Erica Ash, Craig Bierko, and Ashley Tisdale, with Anthony Anderson, Regina Hall, and Kevin Hart rumored to also be returning for Malcolm Lee’s flick.
Scary Movie 5 will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 127 Hours. David Zucker, who wrote and directed both Scary Movie 3 and 4, will also be returning to co-write and produce the fifth installment alongside director Lee. The movie is due to begin shooting in September with an eye toward an April 19, 2013, release.
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