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NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Fans: There’s a Real “Hypnocil” Type Sleep Aid called “Dream Warrior”

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Sure, most of us never have to worry about being stalked by the bastard son of 1,000 maniacs in our dreams, but you don’t have to be an Elm Street child to deal with sleep issues. While Hypnocil, the drug used in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 to help the kids get the upper-hand on Freddy Krueger, doesn’t exist, a new product has just hit the market that promises you’ll “Win Back Your Dreams”. Best of all, it’s called Dream Warrior!

Available now on Amazon, Dream Warrior boasts the following benefits:

Dream Warrior - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Fans: There’s a Real “Hypnocil” Type Sleep Aid called “Dream Warrior”
  • BEST NATURAL SLEEP AID – With Dream Warrior, you can fight sleeplessness naturally with a perfect blend of natural herbs and nutrients to help end sleepless nights!
  • • CURE INSOMNIA WITH THIS SLEEP FORMULA – Proprietary blend includes Melatonin, Valerian, Magnesium, Chamomile, Goji & more potent sleep aid ingredients. Made in the USA using the highest grade supplements in a FDA registered/GMP facility.
  • • NON-HABIT FORMING OTC SLEEPING PILLS – This is a safe to use over the counter dietary supplement in a healthy vegan/vegetable capsule. With Dream Warrior you can avoid dangerous addictive prescription sleep aids that are harmful to your body and leave you groggy.
  • • SUPPORTS DEEP & REFRESHING SLEEP – Fall asleep easier without counting sheep, and wake up feeling refreshed, energized and happy! Fast-acting / rapid release capsules will get you dreaming in no time every night!
  • • SLEEP BETTER FOR LESS THAN $.80 A DAY! – 30 DAY SUPPLY – contains 60 capsules. Only 2 a day will help you sleep at night, beat jet lag, and overcome sleeplessness! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. If you are not satisfied with this product, please contact us right away and for a no questions asked refund!

What do you think, horror fans? Does Dream Warrior sound like something useful or merely snake-oil using 1980s era nostalgia to hock a product? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram!

Thanks to MovieWeb for the tip!