Happy July 4th – Horror Icons Remind You to BE SAFE!
As we age, we gain wisdom that we can’t even give away. No one listens anyway. As a result, we’re hoping these horror icons can remind you…
Seriously, be responsible. Tragedy can strike out of nowhere, and even though we’re dealing with this subject in a lighthearted manner, our message could not be more serious… Take care of yourselves and celebrate safely.
Keep your eyes out for children who don’t know any better.
Never drink and drive, or handle explosives for that matter.
HAVE A SAFE FOURTH OF JULY, and it should go without saying by now, but… NEVER play with fire.
Melvin the Mop Boy: “Never, ever, go near Lloyd Kaufman on July 4th! He’s a menace!”
Orderly: “Hey, there’s this guy down the hall in the burn center I’d like you to see. After you see this guy, you’ll never want to come back in here again. Man, this guy is so burned, he’s cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean? And, it’s a miracle that he’s still alive. If it was me, I’d prefer to be dead. No way I’d want to be this freak. He’s a monster, man! I’ve been working here 10 years and I’m telling you, I’ve never seen anything like this. All because of some nut with a Roman Candle.”
Bruce: *Chomp*
Sam Loomis: “Six bodies, Sheriff! That’s what I’ve seen between here and Ridgemont! A filling station in flames! All due to kids running amok and not paying attention to their parents.”
Mrs. Voorhees: “Jason mother told you to not drink and ignite. Good boy. That’s a gooooooood Jason.”
R.J. MacReady: “Don’t be a cheating bitch. Never use fireworks without the supervision of someone you’re sure is human.”
ConSec guy: “Wanna try and go viral on YouTube by strapping some fireworks to your head? Just look what happened to me! Don’t. Do. It.”
Nix: “The fire says to me that you shouldn’t play with it! Leave it to us professionals!”
Junkyard Dog: “Arf!”
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