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Sharks, 3D, Heidi Montag, Boobs, and Delusions of GrandeurA 3D movie involving sharks and a big-breasted blonde’s boobs? Shouldn’t The Buz be writing this story? Is there even a story here? There will be if Heidi Montag has it her way. God help us.

With MTV canceling “The Hills” after six culture decaying seasons, Heidi Montag now has to come up with some other means by which to remain in the public spotlight and pay off what must be her astronomical plastic surgery bills. I believe Montag is composed of enough synthetics by this point to legally change her name to Cherry 2000.

Having already failed to launch a singing career, Montag (seen in the accompanying photo looking like an unplugged Stepford Wife) has set her sights on Hollywood, and not just acting. She’s written a screenplay for a movie she plans to star in about her DDD breast implants defeating a man-eating shark. You think I’m making this up? Here’s the money quote from People:

“I am making the first 3D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town, and I save the day with my 3D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

And will Eddie Deezen play a grizzled sea captain named Squint? What about Dan Monahan? Surely Dan Monahan must be involved somewhere?

Montag’s role would be that of a lifeguard named Summer, presumably because the name BJ Cummings was already used by “Son of the Beach”.

“And while that project has yet to be greenlit, Montag is as confident as ever that she’ll make a splash in the film industry. Says Montag, “I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

Newsflash for the future female movie mogul: If and when your movie ever becomes a reality, the Piranha remake will have already beaten you to the killer fish and jiggling boobs in 3D market.

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Blumhouse’s TRUTH OR DARE Hits Blu-ray Unrated This July

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Looks like Blumhouse’s teen horror flick Truth or Dare will be hitting Blu-ray unrated this July. Special features include featurettes such as “The Making of Truth or Dare”, “Directing the Deaths” and feature commentary with co-writer/director Jeff Wadlow and star Lucy Hale.

You can check out the Blu-ray cover art to the right and the back cover below, along with a list of special features.

Are you excited to own this film unrated on Blu-ray? Make sure to hit us up and let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram!

The film is directed by Jeff Wadlow (Cry_Wolf) and stars Lucy Hale (Scream 4), Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf), Violett Beane, Nolan Gerard Funk, Hayden Szeto and Sophia Taylor Ali. The film was produced by Jason Blum and executive produced by Wadlow. It hits Blu-ray July 17, 2018.

Special Features:

  • Game On: The Making of Truth or Dare
  • Directing the Deaths
  • Feature Commentary with Co-Writer/Director Jeff Wadlow and Actress Lucy Hale

Synopsis:

A harmless game of Truth or Dare among friends turns deadly when someone—or something—begins to punish those who tell a lie—or refuse the dare.

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PREACHER Season 3 Teaser Trailer Arrives in Angelville

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I don’t know about you but I’m excited about the upcoming third season of AMC’s Preacher. It will begin airing on AMC Sunday, June 24 at 10:00 PM ET/PT and today we have the show’s season three teaser trailer.

It’s really just a motion poster but it reveals some of the most classic characters from the Garth Ennis comic book series so I suggest checking it out now.

After that, make sure to hit us up and let us know what you think in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram!

Preacher stars Dominic Cooper, Ruth Negga, Joseph Gilgun, Ian Coletti, Graham McTavish, Pip Torrens, Julie Ann Emery, Malcolm Barrett and new series regulars Betty Buckley and Colin Cunningham. Jeremy Childs, Liz McGreever, Jonny Coyne, Adam Croasdell, and Prema Cruz are recurring guest stars.

The Sony Pictures Television and AMC Studios co-production was developed for television by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg and showrunner Sam Catlin (Breaking Bad). The series is executive produced by Catlin, as well as Rogen, Goldberg and James Weaver for Point Grey Pictures, Neal H. Moritz and Ori Marmur for Original Film and Vivian Cannon, Jason Netter, Michael Slovis, Mark McNair and Ken F. Levin.

Preacher Season 3 begins airing on AMC Sunday, June 24 at 10:00 PM ET/PT.

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First Look: Sheri Moon Zombie in Rob Zombie’s 3 FROM HELL

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It was just the other day that we shared with you guys your first look at Bill Moseley from Rob Zombie’s upcoming sequel to House of 100 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects called 3 From Hell. And today we have your first look at Sheri Moon Zombie as Baby!

Like the Otis post from yesterday, this first look image comes to us via Zombie’s Instagram page and you can check it out below. Looks like Baby and her brother are locked up Manson style and going through a trial of the century type deal as Zombie writes: “A Three From Hell exclusive! A somber Baby is escorted from court and back to prison. Justice! Free The Three!”

Again you can check out the post and the pic below and then make sure to hit us up and let us know what you think in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, and/or Instagram!

3 From Hell is written and directed by Rob Zombie and stars Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, Austin Stoker, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Daniel Roebuck, Emilio Rivera, Clint Howard, Bill Oberst Jr., David Ury, Tom Papa, Danny Trejo, Dot-Marie Jones, Richard Riehle, Richard Edson, Pancho Moler, Sean Whalen, Kevin Jackson, and Dee Wallace.

Related: What the Hell Happens in 3 From Hell? Let’s Speculate!

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