3-Headed Shark Attack Trailer Makes Chum Out of Danny Trejo, Rob Van Dam, and Karrueche Tran
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Have we reached peak sharkness yet? The Asylum hopes not because in addition to a third Sharknado and a fourth Mega Shark, they’re also spawning a second 2-Headed Shark Attack, now boasting three heads – a 3-Headed Shark Attack.
Synopsis:
The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
Who can possibly stand up to take on the challenge of this mutant shark’s triple chomping action? How about previous Sharknado chum Jaason Simmons, World Wrestling Entertainment’s whole f’n show Rob Van Dam, Karrueche Tran of the web series “The Bay,” and Danny Trejo in what may be just an extended cameo or an actual co-starring role. From the looks of the trailer, Trejo is getting the Sam Jackson Deep Blue Sea treatment in this one.
Christopher Olen Ray directs, just as he did its two-headed predecessor.
3-Headed Shark Attack begins chomping its way through bikini babes and badass Mexicans on disc and VOD July 11th. It will also air on Syfy later that month as part of its 2015 “Sharknado Week.”
Extra points to this one for the tagline: “More heads. More deads.”
As someone who considers the comma his mortal enemy, I can concur with The Asylum’s “up yours, grammar” attitude.
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