Twilight Dolls Coming Soon

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Well it was only a matter of time, wasn’t it? “>Twilight dolls are now on their way so let’s get ready to accessorize, shall we? *Cues the incessant and shrill swooning of fifteen-year-old girls everywhere*
The first two in this upcoming series to hit the market will be of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. Swan stands a whopping fifteen inches tall, and Cullen tips the scales at seventeen inches. Whether or not the Edward doll will sparkle when exposed to sunlight remains a mystery. Click the image below for more details and to pre-order now. The trading in of your manhood is non-refundable.

Twilight Dolls. YAY!

Uncle Creepy

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