Now I don’t’ know about you, but I have binged the new Netflix docuseries Tiger King (twice) already. And I don’t know about you but the documentary felt like it was pulled straight from the heart and mind of House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects writer-director Rob Zombie.
And then I got to thinking…
What if the powers that be over at Netflix DID manage to snag Zombie to helm a no doubt profanity-laced flick based on the docuseries? What would it look like? Who would he cast?
Let’s find out!
Joe Exotic – Richard Brake
Carole Baskin – Sheri Moon Zombie
Howard Baskin – Bill Moseley
Bhagavan “Doc” Antle – Malcolm McDowell
Jeff & Lauren Lowe – Tobin Bell & Shawnee Smith
Eric Cowie – Jeff Daniel Phillips
John Reinke – Willem Dafoe
Kelci “Saff” Saffery – Angela Trimbur
Barbara “Bala” Fisher – Danielle Harris
Rick Kirkham – Jackie Earle Haley
John Finlay – Phil Anselmo
James Garretson – Michael ‘Red Bone’ Alcott
Allen Glover – Bruce Willis
BONUS: Joe Exotic – Robert Patrick in Double Dragon
For those of you out there that might not know, Netflix’s Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness centers on a zoo owner who spirals out of control amid a cast of eccentric characters in this true murder-for-hire story from the underworld of big cat breeding.
The series sports a 93% approval rating over on Rotten Tomatoes with a Critics Consensus that reads: A bizarre true crime story you have to see to believe, Tiger King is a messy and captivating portrait of obsession gone terribly wrong. It is now streaming on Netflix right HERE.