Pigs Fly! Hell Freezes Over! Bigfoot Exists! Neil Patrick Harris Goes Straight! Duke Nukem Forever a Reality!
EDITOR'S NOTE: The pictures you are about to see are real. They have not been altered in any way, shape, or form. They have not been composited together digitally in a photo program. You may find yourself shocked, shaken, and/or stunned by what you're about to see. The time has come. The Duke is back. The crowd cheers.
Even though I'm now staring at it in my hand, I cannot help but stand here slack-jawed in a state of stunned disbelief. The disc is real. Not a candy-coated treat. My 360 awaits. Look for a full review next week. In the interim ... the photographic evidence you thought you'd never see.
From the Press Release:
2K Games and Gearbox Software are proud to announce that Duke Nukem Forever®, one of the most anticipated entertainment properties of all time, has “gone gold” and will be available at retailers on June 10, 2011 internationally and on June 14, 2011 in North America. The road to gold was paved over the course of 15 years, and its legendary path climaxes on the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system, and Windows PC. Gamers who pre-order the title from select outlets will ensure that they are among the first to experience this legendary piece of gaming history when the demo launches on June 3, 2011, for all platforms, exclusively for Duke Nukem First Access Club Members.
"Duke Nukem Forever is the game that was once thought to be unshippable, and yet here we are, on the precipice of history,” said Christoph Hartmann, president of 2K. “Today marks an amazing day in the annals of gaming lore, the day where the legend of Duke Nukem Forever is finally complete and it takes that final step towards becoming a reality.”
Created over the span of 15 years, Duke Nukem Forever was first developed with the intense passion and commitment from an inspired group of dedicated designers, artists, and programmers at 3D Realms under the direction of game industry icon, George Broussard.
“Duke Nukem Forever and its journey to store shelves is legendary,” said George Broussard, creative director at 3D Realms. “It's an epic tale of four game development studios that banded together and did the unthinkable and shipped the unshippable. When you play this game, you will be reminded of that epic journey at every turn and in every small detail of the game. The character, attitude, interactivity, gameplay, and political incorrectness combine to make a Duke Nukem game a unique gaming experience. In the timeless words of Duke Nukem, it's finally time to 'Come Get Some'. Come be a part of gaming history.”
In 2009, after many believed that Duke Nukem Forever would never be completed, a small team of intrepid developers, known as Triptych Studios, resurrected the dream. Through their inspiring and steadfast commitment to the game and their exemplary talent and skill, they finally assembled the pieces to create an incredible, epic, and cohesive gameplay experience. Under the production of Gearbox Software, Triptych Studios, Piranha Games, and many other contributors joined together in a heroic effort to complete the long awaited game as a polished, full-featured triple-A title.
"Always bet on Duke; I did," said Randy Pitchford, president of Gearbox Software. "I bet on all of the developers who have ever been a part of this legendary project and I bet that none of us want to live in a world without the Duke. I've played the final game and it is an incredible experience - a once-in-a-lifetime opus of interactive entertainment that reminds me once again why Duke Nukem is our King. The developers of Duke Nukem Forever at 3D Realms, Triptych, Piranha and finally at Gearbox deserve our thanks and respect for never giving up and have truly shown us that they have balls of steel!"
Strictly for the biggest Duke Nukem fans, the First Access Club grants members exclusive access to the pre-release demo on June 3, 2011 so that they are amongst the first to experience gaming history in the making. There are multiple ways fans can join the exclusive First Access Club, by pre-ordering the game from select retailers or by purchasing the Borderlands Game of the Year Edition on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 system, and Windows PC.
True Duke Nukem die-hards will want to get their hands on the Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition. This package is spilling over-the-brim with legendary content that is not to be missed by those who want the ultimate experience of this historic arrival. Premium items, such as a Duke Nukem Bust and an art book that chronicles the development of Duke Nukem Forever, flank a package that is overflowing with content. Click here to see exactly how much stuff could be crammed into one box.
Apologizing to no one, Duke Nukem Forever is the high-octane video game equivalent of a Hollywood summer blockbuster. Starring the legendary lady killer and alien slayer, Duke Nukem Forever brings gamers back to a blastastic time when games were filled with head-popping, bone-rattling action, brazenly crude humor, impossibly statuesque women dying for affection, and catchy one-liners meant to make you laugh out loud.
Duke Nukem Forever is rated M for Mature by the ESRB. For more information on the game, including where to pre-order, please visit Duke Nukem online.
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