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Your Mama Hates Dead Space!





That's right! And she's so fat that the back of her head looks like a pack of franks! Okay, well maybe not, but mama jokes just have a way of bringing a juvenile smile to our faces! We're guessing that when you see the following moms frowning while watching survival horror games you'll be grinning too.

Yay for shock therapy! strap in for a no doubt bizarre video in promotion of January 25th's release of EA's Dead Space 2! Dig on it below!

Game Synopsis:
Dead Space 2 pushes the limits of action, horror, and terror. After waking up in a sprawling, dark, and mysterious location, Dead Space 2 hero Isaac Clarke again finds himself thrust into the middle of a massive Necromorph invasion. Surrounded by the screeching cries of undead monsters and the haunting drum of echoing noises, Isaac plots a course through abandoned building after creepy abandoned building. New tools to gruesomely slice and dismember the Necromorphs complement Isaac's signature Plasma Cutter, empowering him as he meets new characters, explores epic Zero-G environments, and fights against a relentless Necromorph onslaught. Survival isn't the only thing on Isaac's mind in Dead Space 2 – this time, he calls the shots.

Look for Dead Space 2 to deliver best-in-class sound design, visuals, and action sequences upon its release January 25, 2011, on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and PC.

Your Mama Hates Dead Space!

Your Mama Hates Dead Space!

Along with visiting the Dead Space Facebook page and the Dead Space YouTube Channel, be sure to check out the official Dead Space 2 website, which has shiploads of extra content that expands on what’s been going on since the conclusion of the first Dead Space, and follow @DeadSpace on Twitter, too.

- Uncle Creepy

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