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Turd ... We Mean Third Clip From Vampires Suck Now Online!





We know what you're thinking ... "Man, Monday sucks. If only Fox would release a third clip from their upcoming vampire comedy, Vampires Suck, all my troubles would just slink away!" Your wish is our command. Or something like that.

Check out "the goods" from the flick coming to us from Twentieth Century Fox and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind such recent "classics" as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and the dreaded Meet the Spartans below.

Look for Vampires Suck in theatres on Wenesday(?) August 18th. Or ... don't.

Synopsis:
Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

Vampires Suck - Clip 3: The Jonas Brother
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I'm so sorry you guys have to cover this filth. But daps for being an equal opportunity horror news site ;)


Submitted by ambear913 on Wed, 08/11/2010 - 1:05pm.
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Listen..can you hear that? That mournful howl escalating into a cacophony of misery? That would be Mel Brooks and the Zucker Brothers, screaming in anguish at the continued bastardization of their genius.
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"I'm saying that I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man...and loved it. But now the dream is over..and the insect is awake." - Seth Brundle


Submitted by Cinemascribe on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 10:42pm.

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