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New Lego Machete Trailer?





The trailer for Robert Rodriguez's highly anticipated grindhouse flick Machete hit online last week with a fine splash of blood, and to celebrate it some maniacal fan recreated the entire thing using nothing but Lego bricks. Ready for a lighthearted peek at the mayhem?

The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey ("Lost"), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Check out the Lego trailer, the 2010 trailer it's based upon, as well as the original trailer below!

Celebrate Cinco De Mayo With a Trailer for Machete

- Uncle Creepy

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