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AVP: Alien vs. Pooh. Yes -- POOH!





In a world sugarcoated with all manner of family-friendly fluffy critters, one race of Xenomorphs has come to Ashdown Forest to eradicate all this needless cuteness via slaughter, mayhem, and of course -- anal impregnation!

And thank god for that! You know, when I was a kid, I can remember Winnie the Pooh being all the rage; but truth be told, I just didn't get it. I didn't want to hear about sweet bouncing tigers or playful bears. I wanted Godzilla! I wanted zombies! I wanted the kind of creatures most people at the age of three would shit themselves over!

Thankfully one enterprising young artist/storyteller named G.H. Burger has taken one of our time's most lovable characters and settings and thrown a little chaos in for good measure! Get set, dear reader, for the heartwarming horrors of AVP: Alien vs. Pooh.

Click on the cover to get started!

AVP: Alien vs. Pooh. Yes -- POOH!

- Uncle Creepy

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Vanvance1's picture

I was deeply moved. It was certainly better than the last AvP movie.

Uh-oh, what if Fox decides to use this as a script for the next one? It's already story boarded... and they did okay the last script...


Submitted by Vanvance1 on Thu, 03/25/2010 - 3:02am.

LOL that was .... interesting.


Submitted by thedarkestshadow on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 4:45pm.

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