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Penélope Cruz To Suffer Lars Von Trier's Melancholia





Penélope Cruz To Suffer Lars Von Trier's MelancholiaStrong talk going around regarding actress Penélope Cruz being cast in Lars Von Trier's end of the world opus Melancholia. Could the end be near? Will there be more fornicating in the woods before it comes? We'll find out soon enough!

According to French site Cineman Cruz could very well be toplining Von Triers seven-million-dollar disaster flick, which is all set for a 2010 European shoot.

The film's title refers to Planet Melancholia, an enormous planet that looms threateningly close to Earth. "No more happy endings!" commented Lars von Trier in an earlier story, who will direct from his own screenplay.

Is it even possible for him to write a happy ending?

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I think what he meant to say was really:

"No more seriously depressing endings! I'm not just out to ruin your day; I'm gonna fuck up your entire week!"


Submitted by AngryChairr on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 10:40pm.

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