Rob Zombie's CSI: Miami Episode is Under Way

Rob Zombie's CSI: Miami Episode is Under WayLast month we told you that Rob Zombie would take his directing career to the small screen for an episode of CSI: Miami. Truth be told, I forgot all about it until Howard Stern mentioned it on his radio show yesterday. Read on for the skinny.

As mentioned on the Stern show (and later confirmed by the Associated Press), production has been under way as of Wednesday on the Zombie-helmed episode, which the AP says involves secret tape recordings and evidence tampering.

Personally, I'm happy to see Rob doing something different. Hopefully this will help him broaden his storytelling capabilities so that his next feature film isn't the same old nonsense. I'll be looking for this episode when it airs on March 1.

- MattFini

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So at the start of the episode can we expect Horatio "H" Caine to walk up to some punk, put on his sunglasses, and say something like, "You picked the wrong fucking guy to screw with, you cock-sucking, mother-fucking dickshit!" - Yeeeeooooow! (*Guitars*)

Oh, can we also get Emily Procter going undercover as a stripper - pleeeeease!

Submitted by PelusaMG on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:51pm.
frank_dracman's picture

I still say that's one bad ass jacket.

Submitted by frank_dracman on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:34pm.

A C.S.I./HALLOWEEN crossover episode.

God, I'd blow my own brains out.

Submitted by The Butcher on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:12pm.
Avid Fan's picture

Hmmm, wonder if he'll try to show his trademark in the episode, you know, the "snatch-shot".

Submitted by Avid Fan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:26pm.
Terminal's picture

Great, an episode where a character threatens to skull fuck someone. This is going to be good. Yawn.

Submitted by Terminal on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:10pm.
Matt Serafini's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope William Forsythe is a guest star that week.

Submitted by Matt Serafini on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:22pm.
Permafrost's picture

I'm looking forward to it, would rather it be Vegas, but whatevs.

Submitted by Permafrost on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:59am.
Count Zartro's picture

Good, maybe he will learn something.

In the mean time I will be looking forward to the Glenn Danzing directed episode of NCIS Los Angeles.

Submitted by Count Zartro on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:21am.
kiddcapone's picture

with guest star....Sheri Moon Zombie.

Submitted by kiddcapone on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:21am.
WLKNDED's picture

The CSI Must investigate a murder in a trailer park.

Submitted by WLKNDED on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:00am.

Hell, maybe a sequel to Deliverance is what the series needs: after all, all of the episodes follow the same repetitive formula. I can imagine it already: Bill Moseley holding Horatio at gunpoint and trying to make him squeal like a pig...heh-heh...

Submitted by robertmundy on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:44pm.
FilmCritic3000's picture

Yep. And when the team gets there, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tape is stuck in a cassette player, on an endless loop, while redneck stereotypes interfere with the crime scene investigation, all while uttering tons of bleeped profanities. The foulest mouth will of course belong to a precocious eleven year old girl who looks like the offspring conceived during a wild moonlit night tryst between a character from "Deliverance" and one of the Joads.

Submitted by FilmCritic3000 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:20am.

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