Halloween 2: What the Hell Is It?
June 18th, 2009
What on God’s earth is going on in Halloween 2? There’s no doubt in my mind that when the film opens on August 28 we’re going to see something interesting, be it a spectacular failure or an insane work of brilliance. Either way, with pictures like the one released today, I know it’s going to be a must see.
Zombie released this image today via his MySpace page, and I have no idea what to make of it. Whatever this weird pumpkin guy/thing’s story is, I have to find out.
- MattFini
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I would still rather spend my money on Final Destination.
Submitted by Floydian Trip on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:57pm.
Then don't come to this page!!! Duh!!!
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:13pm.
Is Kane86 actually Rob Zombie trolling around here?
Submitted by Permafrost on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:36pm.
No.......... I don't like zombiefriends
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:26pm.
The feeling is mutual Bobby.
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:03pm.
Blah blah blah
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:13pm.
It's a preview for Rob Zombies Halloween III: Season Of The Trailer Park Loonies, where a doctor with a nasty drinking problem (William Forsythe) has to battle a band of crazy entrepreneurial trailer park residents (lead by Conal Cochran, played by Sid Haig) who plot to take over the world with masks that will turn children all over the planet into underachieving, unemployed slackers.
Submitted by Minion on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:16pm.
Nice, but you forgot Sherri as the vending machine girl who may, or may not, be involved.
Submitted by gorebath on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:22pm.
Wait, no in Bobby Z's H3 the mask will not kill them. It will turn them into strippers. Then "Captain-Uncle" Cochran will put them in cages on display at Charley's Funtown
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:30pm.
It's the first thing I've seen of it that peaked my interest. Damn you Rembrandt lighting!
Submitted by Gus Bjork on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:52pm.
My man....
Dito, this is the first friggin pic of this flick that look's interesting...
Fuck it, I hope Zombie make's this a trippy, b-grade, mindfuck...
I'm getting so tired of "the defending of movie classics!".
I tried it, it's a waste of time.
Remake's/boot's/imagening's/and shit will not change my taste in any kind of art form, the original will always be the original...
All together now....let's get high and say...Fuck it.
The mind is like a parachute...it only works when it is open.
F.Zappa
Submitted by DeTuinman on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:05pm.
So I take it from this that Michael pays a visits to "Ripley's Believe it or Not"?
Submitted by PelusaMG on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:23pm.
I was going to say Sherri without her makeup, but Gorebath beat me to it. It maybe the legionary Chickenf*cker that Rob loves so much.
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:20pm.
Shut the fuck up. Go fuck yourself with hammer.
Enough is enough.......I told that this is going to happen. The Sherri comment you just made means your jealous.
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:00pm.
Exactly how does that make me jealous? I was joking with Gorebath. Listen, I am sorry I made fun of your talentless wife, Rob. I am also sorry that you are a One Trick Pony that re-cast the same old tired characters over and over. Also, The ghost of Vincent Price will haunt you all of your days for the cheap "Geico Caveman" knock off you call Uncle Coffins. Boo Woo... Bobby Z!
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:40pm.
LOL yeah your expert on making movies.
Second I am not Rob Zombie get it through your fucking skull.
Sure the bitch has not talent what so ever if you didn't see that in his first movie your retarded. This franchise is dead and has been dead and well the first movie was classic and I am talking about the original. The franchise is dead so let Rob destroy please
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:47pm.
Kane86: Your secret is safe from me. If Sherri was my wife, I wouldn't want to come out and openly say "Baby, you couldn't act your way out of a paper sack." I mean hell...No one likes the couch. But...I at least admire the fact you came on here anonymously to tell us how you feel. We understand it is about the money and pleasing the Succubus you call a wife.
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:04pm.
ZF, it's actually not Succubus, it's suckedawholebuss....totally different meanings. Give the chick credit where credit's due.
Submitted by gorebath on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:12pm.
Yeah whatever keep telling yourself that. if Iwas Rob I wouldn't be on this site wasting my time with you. Becasue He ahs money and life unlike you. If I worked on the movie don't you know your supposed to support it then hate after it comes out. Stupid fuck
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:11pm.
No... Actually I think Rob (maybe you?) and Weinstein are using reverse psychology on the market. They are showing us how bad the film will be and making fun of it just as hard because they know everyone is going to go see it. Lloyd Kaufman has been using this trick for years, but it actually works for Lloyd cause he is a badass Mofo.
Submitted by ZOMBIEFRIENDS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:31pm.
Dude, you type like you are a spasdic chinese food takeout phone clerk. I've actually heard "Go fuck yourself with hammer" after asking a Chinese restaurant for a doggy bag.
Submitted by gorebath on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:20pm.
This does not concern you little boy
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:32pm.
Sorry, Rob, to have offended such a magnificent filmmaker. I'll go home and order KFC in your name....and not that grilled shit either.
Submitted by gorebath on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:14pm.
Shut the fuck up
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:21pm.
This is easy, it's a picture of Sheri's nether region...
Submitted by gorebath on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:11pm.
You're right. I see it now!
Submitted by Matt Serafini on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:17pm.