Julianna Guill Brings Her Perfect Nipple Placement to Altitude
To many viewers one of the only things that stood out about the flaccid Friday the 13th remake was the scene in which Julianna Guill is proclaimed to have perfect nipple placement. It's only fitting then that she be cast in a film with the word "tit" in the title -- Altitude.
According to the film's IMDB page, Guill will be joining the previously announced Jessica Lowndes and (the listed but not yet officially confirmed) Ryan Donowho, Landon Liboiron, Jake Weary, Mike Dopud, Ryan Grantham, Chelah Horsdal, Ian Robison, Michelle Harrison, Teghan Gentles, and Seth Ranaweera. Yes, IMDB has a tendency to be wrong, but if I didn't write this story, I wouldn't have had the chance to make so many juvenile boob jokes. I ask you -- How could I pass that up?
Synopsis
After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves in a showdown with a malevolent supernatural force!
Look for more on this flick and Guill's breasts really soon!
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Well I may see this just for the Breasts alone........
LOve the BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Kane86 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:10pm.
Hey! There is already a trailer for this movie!
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/altitude/promo-trailer
Submitted by Agonistes on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:54pm.
Thanks for the tip -- added it to the story.
Submitted by The Woman In Black on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 7:00pm.
What a spectacularly awful premise, and it probably won't even feature Julianna's perfectly placed nipples.
Submitted by G.D. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:51pm.
Breast's on a plane!
I Am What I Say I Am Rated R [JohnnyHorror]
Submitted by JohnnyHorror30 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:48pm.