H2: More Uncle Coffins Mayhem

By Uncle Creepy
April 21st, 2009

Yet another image of fictitious Haddonfield horror host Uncle Coffins surfaced earlier today on his MySpace page, this time detailing an adventure he had in Mexico. This is getting a bit excessive, is it not?

"Emily Touth, everyone's favorite intern from Channel 18, has finally paid Uncle Seymour's $5000.00 bar tab and hotel fee at the Casa del Sol in Tijuana and in return received Seymour's cell phone back from the hotel manager, writes Zombie. "Well, dozens of pics were recovered from the phone documenting Seymour's wild Mexican adventure. We feel it is our duty to his fans to make these public."

- Uncle Creepy