Reality Stars Die in Reality Horror Night

realitygirls - Reality Stars Die in Reality Horror NightIn a move I can only refer to as ridiculous, someone out there has brought a group of desperate, fame-hungry “reality stars” together for a new feature called, creatively, Reality Horror Night.

“Stars” from shows like “Survivor”, “The Mole”, “The Biggest Loser” and “I Love Money” will be reunited with the hopes they can actually act. The story follows reality contestants thinking they’re joining a new show to compete for $1 million, but realize a lot more is at stake as their fellow players die off in freakish accidents.

You’ll excuse me if I can show absolutely zero interest in this premise, as I hate reality shows with every fiber of my being. I’m sure the folks involved are all nice and professional, and who knows maybe the film will be entertaining if they can get the tone right, but I just can’t get excited for it.

Can you? If so, keep an eye on the official Reality Horror Night site for updates as they come down!

Johnny Butane

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