There’s no greater place to host a horror movie than a funhouse. Plus, if you’re a mutant wearing a Frankenstein’s monster mask, it’s also a great place to get a handjob from an aging gypsy fortune teller. You can’t beat that! She can though. Where were we… oh yeah!
Word has just come across our desks that The Funhouse Massacre begins filming this week under the watchful eye of director Andy Palmer. In the film Robert Englund plays a prison warden who’s in charge of keeping the crazy inmates in line. Said psychopaths include Clint Howard (Evilspeak), Jere Burns (“Justified”), Sebastian Siegel (“Lost”), and Courtney Gains (Children of the Corn). Robert Kurtzman (It Follows, Fear Clinic, Texas Chainsaw, Hulk) is the Effects Makeup Supervisor.
More on this one as we get it!
Six of the world’s scariest psychopaths escape from a local asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror.