Jason WAS a Pot Farmer! The Startling Proof!

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Remember when we all joked about Jason being a pot farmer in the Friday the 13th remake? Honestly, an argument for or against this silly plot thread could easily be made. We thought we’d never know. Well now, thanks to Ari Lehman, who played Jason in the original Friday the 13th, it all makes sense.

You see… this is all very Back to the Future. Lehman played the young first Jason. The series, when rebooted, has Jason first appearing in a marijuana field, which was alluded to several times in the remake. Why would Jason be guarding his stash with such vigor? Because his older, original self was about to unveil the following product when the time was right.

Yep. The harvest is on, and you can now burn your well-placed buds in this new hockey mask-emblazoned glass pipe! The space-time-continuum just shook.

Head over to the First Jason website to order yours for just five dimebags plus shipping.

Jason Glass Pipes

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