Orange Is the New Black for These Yoga Hosers

Another image of 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) from Kevin Smith’s next film Yoga Hosers is here, and it is sending these juvies straight to the clink.

The cast for Yoga Hosers also includes Michael Parks, Justin Long, Genesis Rodriguez, Ralph Garman, Jennifer Schwalbach (who posted the image on Twitter), Harley Morenstein, Stan Lee, Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey, Jason Mewes, and Johnny Depp.

In the flick, which was written by Smith, Colleen and Colleen have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp) to fight for their lives with, according to the producers, “all seven Chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time.

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Written by Steve Barton

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