The Power of Satan Compels You to See the Left Behind Remake
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We’re just days away from the release of the Left Behind remake starring Nicolas Cage, potentially the Sharknado of modern Christian cinema. To help entice viewers into theaters, the film’s marketing campaign has begun quoting the Devil himself. No, seriously.
In this magical age where anyone with a blog can be a movie critic, real movie critics have devolved into quote whores, and tweets by ordinary people are regularly used in marketing campaigns, there’s something almost refreshing about PR people trying to persuade people into seeing their movie by quoting that silver-tongued devil, The Devil.
Easily the greatest quote of its kind since Swamp Thing opened his television show emphatically warning, “Do not bring your evil here!”
Obviously the distributors of Left Behind realize that there’s no chance in hell of this movie garnering genuine critical praise so they’ve resorted to gimmicky quotes from someone even more demonic than Rex Reed.
So, will this goofy attempt at reverse psychology/gimmick marketing/desperation succeed in luring in the unwashed masses only to see the light and be converted by the almighty power of Pope Nicolas the Great?
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